bro really said 'orgasm autonomy or breakup' as relationship advice
Monica Almaguer (via @wttp3)•
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marriage bad, fireballs worse, being lonely actually slaps
Ahhh yes couples fighting while a disaster is happening. Being single is crappy at times, but it’s also peaceful at times. Then marriage? My god the rest of your life with disagreements over distancing yourself from fireballs the size of skyscrapers. I gotta tell ya, that sounds….. well, awful.
she left mid-sentence, the universal signal for 'shut up buddy'
SLOP+ By enimateken
I was just discussing this with my girlfriend, her eyes glazed over and she said she was going to bed...
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girls only want you when you're broke apparently
bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u
SLOP+ By yaboymike (via @wttp3)
Her ego wouldn’t allow her to take accountability. If she felt the sex wasn’t good then just leave and stop taking anything from him. Dude take the L and move on because she’s a leech and she will take everything from u and leave u high and dry then blame u.
sigma male life coach violently self-destructs over fictional taxonomy
SLOP+ By @baldbadass
Y cos this ain't you? That's chasing and a sigma wouldn't chase or try to show off or explain themselves. So unless it's her like that and ya wanted t...
boyfriend experiencing entire emotional spectrum during foreplay
Sabre (via @wttp3)•
Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick
SLOP+ By @Rugged-Ranger119-vn9om
And yeah forgot to mention that I'll be purposely flurting with her friend with whom she is all the time
Mr Ali solved my engagement in 4 days (he took my money instead)
SLOP+ By @peterlamte4262
I'm so happy having back my ex fiance back, after being separated for 4months . All thanks to Mr Ali whom help me to get back my ex again, I will suggest y'all get help from him and it works within 4days
8 year relationship% any% speedrun WR: marriage in 6 months
SLOP+ By Sangeet (via @wttp3)
HOW DO YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR 8 YEARS AND THEN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF BREAKING UP??
Pretending to be single while dating your ex is just advanced comedy
SLOP+ By linerva
Ha. Especially the ex you pretended to be single to. A classic.
confidently judges stranger's parenting based on zero context
SLOP+ By unknown
It’s clear OP’s ex doesn’t consider his children HIS primary focus.
speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By unknown
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