ginger twatriot performs for assembled degenerates at zoo
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man becomes lion's lunch after refusing to touch grass
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Man is mauled to death by lioness at zoo after climbing into enclosure in front of horrified visitors GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING: The victim slipped into the big cat's pen in a shocking repeat of earlier attempts to get close to lions as part of his obsession with becoming a trainer.
gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel
A screenshot of a messaging conversation overlaid on an anime/game scene featuring colorful characters. The exchange shows increasingly unhinged responses about not showing someone "sea life," culminating in a dramatic vintage-style health warning poster about consuming "slop" causing digestive plag...
girl speedruns relationship to ATM withdrawal, proof of funds required
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Brigitte Macron aged backwards through the Stanford Prison Experiment, apparently
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BREAKING: Candace Owens just dropped the mother of all conspiracy bombshells on her show: “Charlie Kirk was assassinated because I was *this close* to exposing the ultimate truth: Brigitte Macron was a subject in the 1971 Stanford Prison Experiment. The French government took him out to protect he...
Convicted fraudster speedruns Twitter comeback arc, absolutely unaware of the bit
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Sam Bankman-Fried Goes on the Offensive Two years after he was found guilty of fraud, FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried is pursuing a legal appeal—and firing up his X account.
Kylie tanks her body to make Timothee jealous (it won't work)
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Samantha doesn't know you exist but Trinidad & Tobago does
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I want u Samantha 🇹🇹
Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick
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And yeah forgot to mention that I'll be purposely flurting with her friend with whom she is all the time
girls want spooky pics, apparently romance is dead (literally)
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