armchair theologytrauma excuse speedrundemonic rebranding
everything is either trauma OR demons, never just being weird
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man confidently explains how women find new boyfriends after their husbands go to prison
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump on Cuellar: His wife got indicted. Usually they leave the wives alone, right? Typically they indict somebody, put them in jail for the rest of his life, but the wife can just sit home and cry, or she'll find a new man. A lot of times they find a new man. It makes them
Redditor discovers psychology, writes 500 words of confident diagnosis
SLOP+ By The Shallow State (via @wttp3)
Yesterday evening, Trump had a hypomanic episode borne of narcissistic rage. He made post after post after post. Short posts. Reposts. Hundreds of them. His gut was a simmering stew of agitation and desperation. His malignant pathologies rule him, projecting his malice outwardly. What driv...
guy mad at comedians for not solving stranger's problem
the food printer industrial complex nobody asked for
SLOP+ By GamerTurtle5
you need a food safe printer too, and thats gonna be a bit harder
shrek deserves better than this cursed sexual proposition
SLOP+ By podsmckenzie
So what youβre saying is get that Shrek a butt plug
bro went full conspiracy-mode claiming charity advocacy was actually a front
Supertanskiii (via @wttp3)β’
divorced dads prefer rooftop parkour to authoritarian regimes, more at 11
SLOP+ By Anon Opin. (via @wttp3)
If divorced dads whose kids don't see them could go back to dressing up in superhero outfits and climbing up buildings instead of ushering in fascism I think we'd all be better off quite frankly.
covid brain rotdating app diagnosticianarmchair neuroscience
COVID destroyed human brains, trust me I checked Tinder
SLOP+ By James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath (via @wttp3)
If you still believe COVID left the population βunchangedβ, open a dating app. It sounds absurd, but stay with me here. The cognitive bluntness is so widespread that the dating platforms themselves have had to acknowledge behavioural deterioration since 2020. Itβs not subtle
Kanye's proof that not murdering people = immune to mind control
MAVERICK X (via @wttp3)β’
motivational poster meets psychiatric hold
Just be yourself..... a mutant free range mental patient.
slop detection algorithm powered by vibes and made-up bitrate math
SLOP+ By E. Z. (via @wttp3)
Humans speak at about 39bits/sec universally. Anything above/below your own bitrate will likely be seen as slop... Below it we see it as slop, above it we need to take our time to parse (e.g. math) and make sure there's no mistake.
worst advice speedrun any% (with crying emoji)
SLOP+ By @RealWonderOfU
This is life ending advice π
brain ownership status: questionable
SLOP+ By @Sancha-pana
Your brain? Possibly.
cube planet logicgravity speedrunarmchair physicist
cube planet walk uphill but flat = reddit solved physics
SLOP+ By Broner_
If it were a cube and you traveled along a straight side, you would actually be moving away from the center of the earth (against gravity) and it would feel like youβre walking uphill even though you could look back and it would be flat. But we also couldnβt have a cube planet if gravity still wor...
Marriage won't fix your broken brain, but sure, let's try it anyway
SLOP+ By Standard-Elk-2943
Also he's doing it because he thinks it'll break a cycle. It'll just make him feel trapped once he realises nothing changes after a wedding ceremony.
Discarded dough as a metaphor for resilience nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Unknown (via @wttp3)
Discarded dough doesn't stop rising. If there's enough warmth and moisture, the yeast keeps fermenting. Even in the dumpster
speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By unknown
https://i.redd.it/isk2c03elf0g1.jpeg
guy speedruns enlightenment via sleep deprivation and posting
https://x.com/anothercohen/status/1975759310262071737?s=46