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Zack needs coffee; humanity needs therapy - a manifesto

Zack needs coffee; humanity needs therapy - a manifesto

SLOP+ By MinistryofWit (via @wttp3)

If Zack could wake up and smell the coffee he could be a great leader. Anyone could, they just refuse to see what's right in front of them and it's infuriating!

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guy discovers handsome soldiers, immediately pitches blockbuster to them

SLOP+ By Hodler (via @wttp3)

President Trump mentioned Central Casting multiple times when addressing the troops tonight for Thanksgiving. Like Central Casting... I could put you in a movie right this second... the 3 of you and I think we would have a top grossing movie. You don't have people like you in Hollywood. Another Ce...

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guy discovers handsome soldiers, immediately pitches blockbuster to them
BBC, defend your artist or face the loneliness epidemic wrath

BBC, defend your artist or face the loneliness epidemic wrath

Really love it if BBC Hereford & Worcester would address the disgusting misogyny in this comment thread. If you're showcasing this artist, put some effort in to defending her. Men. This is why there is a loneliness epidemic. So many of you are so unlikeable.

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French govt assassination allegations with vibes of paranoid creative writing

SLOP+ By Candace Owens (via @wttp3)

URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this personโ€™s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, th...

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French govt assassination allegations with vibes of paranoid creative writing
Failed at casinos, nailed the presidency audition
logic speedrunbankruptcy to presidencyeconomic delusion

Failed at casinos, nailed the presidency audition

SLOP+ By Aes (via @wttp3)

Dude bankrupted 6 casinos in a row and people thought he would fix the economy

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stranger convinced a vague post was written about them, romance incoming

SLOP+ By @ClarenceAnderson-fg3mk

Hello beautiful ! โค๏ธ The guy you are describing is me ! I felt like you were talking directly to me ! Have a Lovely evening Ms. Lee ! ๐ŸŒน ๐Ÿ’‹

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stranger convinced a vague post was written about them, romance incoming