Caps-locked fury with made-up stats and a reverse-uno name-calling finale
Brian Krassenstein (via @wttp3)•
ALL-CAPS-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
met the prez, now speaking for blood & sweat nation
SLOP+ By Secretary Kristi Noem (via @wttp3)
I just met with the President. I am recommending a full travel ban on every damn country that's been flooding our nation with killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies. Our forefathers built this nation on blood, sweat, and the unyielding love of freedom—not for foreign invaders to slaughter o...
BREAKING: Man yells about radars, Venezuela still unaware
SLOP+ By NYPrepper (via @wttp3)
POWERFUL GLOBAL OVER-THE-HORIZON RADAR VERY CLEAR IN THE U.S. AND IN EUROPE RIGHT NOW AS REPORTS INDICATE IMMINENT U.S. ATTACK ON VENEZUELA
Thanksgiving rant proves caps lock + zero chill = pure slop gold
SLOP+ By Donald J. Trump (via @wttp3)
A very Happy Thanksgiving salutation to all of our Great American Citizens and Patriots who have been so nice in allowing our Country to be divided, disrupted, carved up, murdered, beaten, mugged, and laughed at, along with certain other foolish countries throughout the World, for being “Politically...
bold bathroom take nobody asked for, nobody needed
Did women ask for men in Wigs, dresses with all their bits to be allowed into their private spaces - No!!!
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT (least specific threat ever)
SLOP+ By Barry Cunningham (via @wttp3)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW KNOW IT!
YOU'VE AWAKENED!!! here's your participation trophy 🎉
SLOP+ By @almalibre7976
SI.....LO ES.HAS DESPERTADO. !!!FELICITACIONES. 💥🎉💯
angry homeowner discovers caps lock and makes accusations
Fuck your PEADO RING up your arse and get the fuck off my property you dirty little bastards!