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birth control bad actually, also memento mori your dating life

Dating on birth control is like playing poker with chips that don't correlate to money. Or trying to avoid war with a paintball match
The entire point of the process is to actually experience risk and fortune and roll the dice of fate. You're dying anyway
Love is a battlefield